The plan was simple.
Meet a hot guy, take him back to a hotel, get busy...
Steal the sperm.
I know, I know.
It sounds ridiculous, right? But I swear in the moment and after a lot of tequila shots of course, it sounded perfect.
Best laid plans...
Turns out, I'm a s****y thief. And if getting caught red-handed wasn't bad enough...
The owner of the sperm ends up being my new boss.
